This text conversation between Alaina and myself sums up the bus ride today...the 45 minute 4 mile bus ride...
me: wtf why are the buses so busy im becoming hostile
alaina: I know it's fucking BS
me: I hate the perky Michigan ave tourists
alaina: With a passion. Someone sitting by me smells like rotting milk.
me: 2 men are taking up 4 seats im beyond irked
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Things That Happened on the Bus Lately
1. A scruffy older gentleman with a suitcase entered the bus and turned the driver and told him, "have a safe landing".
2. There were 4 distinct different smells on the bus the other day, none of which were pleasant.
3. I happened to see the wheel-chair "shaver" again the other day, he must live in my hood. Thankfully this time he did not whip out his electric shaver, saving me from his sharp red beard hairs.
4. Almost went flying through the windshield the other day it was so crowded. Yet the bus kept making stops.
5. Took a look at myself as I boarded the bus the other day and was ashamed. I was a total yuppy in my dress pants, large work bag and trader joes grocerry sack.
2. There were 4 distinct different smells on the bus the other day, none of which were pleasant.
3. I happened to see the wheel-chair "shaver" again the other day, he must live in my hood. Thankfully this time he did not whip out his electric shaver, saving me from his sharp red beard hairs.
4. Almost went flying through the windshield the other day it was so crowded. Yet the bus kept making stops.
5. Took a look at myself as I boarded the bus the other day and was ashamed. I was a total yuppy in my dress pants, large work bag and trader joes grocerry sack.
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